Ramblin'

"Meet me at the bar. I’m buying."

trials-of-socrates:

nobunmyonga:

dragonbatter:

totalstarkid:

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

A merman awaits his monster hunter lover for a night of forbidden passion.

Y’all know that this is Danny Sexbang from Ninja Sex Party and Game Grumps, right? Writer of such incredible songs such as ‘No Reason Boner’ and ‘Unicorn Wizard’?

Everything in the preceding paragraph is alien to me.

How could you not know the luscious locks of Danny Sexbang.

trials-of-socrates:

nobunmyonga:

dragonbatter:

totalstarkid:

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

A merman awaits his monster hunter lover for a night of forbidden passion.

Y’all know that this is Danny Sexbang from Ninja Sex Party and Game Grumps, right? Writer of such incredible songs such as ‘No Reason Boner’ and ‘Unicorn Wizard’?

Everything in the preceding paragraph is alien to me.

How could you not know the luscious locks of Danny Sexbang.

aurimynonys:

gardendwarf:

i like how when people say “i love couples with size difference” they mean tiny girls with waists so thin the large men they are dating can put their entire hand around them and by love i mean where the FUCK are my tiny vain princes and their huge muscular knight women who don’t put up with any of their shit and hoist them over their shoulders and walk off when they’re having a princely temper tantrum your all WEAK

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rodeowearden:

"So how are we going to demonstrate the potential of our new steady-hold technology?"
"… …. …Well, we have the disco floor over in the corner…" 

rodeowearden:

"So how are we going to demonstrate the potential of our new steady-hold technology?"

"… …. …Well, we have the disco floor over in the corner…" 

baby: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
baby: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
Tell me why you followed my blog

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

But that’s basically how it is anyway…

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

There was one professor this last quarter I was at university who regularly stayed late to finish grading papers, generally 8 PM and sometimes early into the morning, and yet she was always back in to teach again by 8 AM. And she was just teaching one class (Well, two sections of one class).

kaiju-puncher:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

FUCK YEAH.

But I already am my URL…